• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

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  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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(via hotboyproblems)

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

(via nakedhoran)

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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